I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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