is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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