I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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