ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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