so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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