..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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