: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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