Sry I called you an 8
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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