My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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