I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Can I color on your dick again?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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