Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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