Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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