me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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