My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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