I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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