just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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