he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm