I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.