i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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