So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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