We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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