Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
