are you so shy because you have an std?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
