and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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