My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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