People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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