do herpes really smell.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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