I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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