Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ttyl tear gas
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
