Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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