Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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