Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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