The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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