Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just want nice things and good sex
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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