Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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