Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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