This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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