Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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