no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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