Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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