You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
