Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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