My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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