HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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