problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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