he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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