1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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