I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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