so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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