turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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