Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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