make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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