You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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