Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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