I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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