Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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