I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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